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jash
version
control

the version control system your parents warned you about.
push code to your own server. no big tech. no nonsense.

install jash view commands
-- jash signup -- jash born -- jash stash . -- jash lock "ship it" -- jash push -- jash pull -- jash vibe -- jash history -- jash signup -- jash born -- jash stash . -- jash lock "ship it" -- jash push -- jash pull -- jash vibe -- jash history
macOS / Linux
$ curl -fsSL https://jash.civoraa.org/install.sh | sh

quickstart

zero to pushed
in 8 commands

01
jash signup
lose your virginity to jash.civoraa.org — one account, one destiny, no going back
02
jash login
slide back into jash's DMs — we missed you bestie
03
jash born
every repo has a birthday — today is yours, go celebrate
04
jash yeet
yeet your repo into existence on the server — manifesting but for code
05
jash stash .
bag ALL the files — yes even that one you're embarrassed about
06
jash aim origin username/reponame
point the gun — make sure it's loaded before you pull the trigger
07
jash lock "first commit"
nut and commit — no take backs, therapy is cheaper than git reset
08
jash push
send it — raw, unfiltered, straight to the server. no protection needed

all commands

the full arsenal

signup
jash signup
lose your virginity to jash.civoraa.org — one account, no going back
login
jash login
slide back into jash's DMs — we missed you bestie
bail
jash bail
ghost jash completely — left on read, token deleted, therapy recommended
born
jash born
every repo has a birthday — today is yours, go celebrate
yeet
jash yeet
yeet your repo into existence — manifesting but make it DevOps
stash
jash stash <files>
bag ALL the files — yes even that one you're embarrassed about. use . for all
aim
jash aim origin user/repo
point the gun — make sure it's loaded before you pull the trigger
lock
jash lock "message"
nut and commit — no take backs, therapy is cheaper than git reset
push
jash push
send it raw — straight to the server, no protection needed
pull
jash pull
pull out game strong — fetches the latest without making a mess
grab
jash grab user/repo
steal someone's repo — it's not theft if it's open source bro
vibe
jash vibe
check if you're clean or nasty — your repo's emotional status report
history
jash history
stalk your past mistakes — every bad commit, immortalised forever
diff
jash diff
see what you broke this time — red bad, green good, you know the drill

installation

get jash on
your machine

# one-liner install for macOS (Apple Silicon + Intel)
$ curl -fsSL https://jash.civoraa.org/install.sh | sh

# verify it worked
$ jash --help
# one-liner install for Linux (x86_64 + ARM64)
$ curl -fsSL https://jash.civoraa.org/install.sh | sh

# verify it worked
$ jash --help
me

FUCK GIT  ·  FUCK MICROSOFT

hi, i'm jash

i build stuff that probably shouldn't exist and run servers from my bedroom.

i made jash because i wanted my crush to repeatedly say jash push and jash pull to me.
that's it. that's the whole reason. git was just an excuse.

i also hate microsoft. and git. did i mention that?

if it's broken, that's a feature.